forwarded e-mail

As a rule, I generally discard any e-mails I receive that are forwarded. It's not that I don't enjoy looking at thirty or so pictures of fat cats, or hearing a new joke. I'm just completely paranoid about opening things -- the intrawebs are sooo scary!

I did, however open one recently (tip to spammers and scammers: put the word "wine" in the title line)...

Water vs Wine

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop,........................... Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.